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What, was "Rudy" on cable last night?

. . . Yes.


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"You've reached Eliot. If this is Parker: no, cereal doesn't count as dinner. If it's Hardison: no, I haven't read your email, yet. Nate and Sophie: if you schedule the damned wedding already, I'll attend.

Anyone else, leave a message, and I'll get back to you."

*beep*

Staying at the library. Got chased by rampaging techno-zombies that can RUN. Screw that, man. I am not even playing with that nonsense. Staying to research, be home when things are less likely to murder me.

Thanks. Stay safe & keep checking in. Karla & I holding down the diner. Stay overnight if you need to. Night might just end up being weirder.

I will. Don't do nothing stupid since I'm not there to tell you not to.

Then, a moment later, he sent, Gonna miss you.

Yeah, cuz I am the one who does stupid shit. Eliot smirked faintly. Don't get soppy.

And then

me 2

Hardison chuckled quietly in his seat. Soppy? What are you, some 13 yr old British girl? I'll be fine. I ain't the 1 who thinks all our problems can be fixed by hitting them real hard.

Don't see you complaining when it works!

Uhh, yeah you do.

C'mon, Eliot! Even Hardison knew he complained all the time!

Not about Eliot saving his ass, he didn't! Well, okay, sometimes.

Wishful thinking.

Hey, sometimes I ASK you to punch stuff and you get all shirty about it! How does THAT many any sense man?

Same reason you get extra whiny when I try to tell you when to hack

Let's be real now, Hardison didn't usually ask.

Because you don't know anything about hacking! You know I can't hack a rotary phone, right?! Followed a few minutes later, in what was clearly an afterthought-- I don't whine. I get annoyed.

Yes, Hardison, that lack of expertise was EXACTLY his point. they should be easier to hack, they're not as complex