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What, was "Rudy" on cable last night?

. . . Yes.


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[sticky post]Voicemail
"You've reached Eliot. If this is Parker: no, cereal doesn't count as dinner. If it's Hardison: no, I haven't read your email, yet. Nate and Sophie: if you schedule the damned wedding already, I'll attend.

Anyone else, leave a message, and I'll get back to you."

*beep*

[From here]

"Are you for real? Like, I'm legitimately curious--do you honestly think I'm spending my nights trying to figure out how to seduce you? Trust me, you're not at the top of my priority list, either!"

Eliot listened to the message, then stared at his phone. Then listened to the message again.

"No."

Then he stormed off to go find Hardison to fix his damn phone.