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What, was "Rudy" on cable last night?

. . . Yes.

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[sticky post]Voicemail
"You've reached Eliot. If this is Parker: no, cereal doesn't count as dinner. If it's Hardison: no, I haven't read your email, yet. Nate and Sophie: if you schedule the damned wedding already, I'll attend.

Anyone else, leave a message, and I'll get back to you."


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Very Late Monday Night

Kathy knew it was very, super late on the East Coast, but she was running out of options. She certainly hadn't gone home expecting to handle a gunshot wound by herself!

"Hello? Mr. Spencer? It's me, Kathy Li, from class! Please pick up, it's an emergency!"

Re: Very Late Monday Night

Fortunately for Kathy, Eliot didn't sleep much. He was still wide awake to take her call.

"Kathy? What's goin' on, darklin'?"

[ooc: with continuation within the thread]

Edited at 2015-02-26 02:07 pm (UTC)

April Fool Phones 2015

[From here.]

Look, no one called John. EVER. The island was so small as to not really need phones, and no one from London would call him unless he was the last option on the planet.

Still, he wasn't going to ignore a call from what sounded to be a reasonably attractive young woman. That'd be rude, innit?

"Listen, sunshine, I got plenty of stuff some might call 'military grade,' but I don't think that's what you're after. Give me a few more specifics on what you want these 'weapons' for, and I might be able to offer you something better."

Re: April Fool Phones 2015

To here

[From here]

"Look dude, if you got fucking manboobs stop being in denial and get a fucking exercise regimen going. Why you're telling me this shit I have no fucking clue."

Went here!

Crazy Phones

[from here]

Last night had been a brutal night in the Battle of Teething, so Karla could be forgiven for not being completely awake at the beginning of the message. All she really heard was the offer to bring over bear claws.

"Mother Night, yes," she groaned. "Get me some and I'll have your baby. Or better yet, just give you mine."

Re: Crazy Phones

To here and here

[from here!]

A very tentative voice was responding on the voicemail: "I haven't been working anywhere with fumes. And-- I'm sorry you're not getting married? But what do triplets have to do with it?"


[From here]

"Are you for real? Like, I'm legitimately curious--do you honestly think I'm spending my nights trying to figure out how to seduce you? Trust me, you're not at the top of my priority list, either!"

Eliot listened to the message, then stared at his phone. Then listened to the message again.


Then he stormed off to go find Hardison to fix his damn phone.

[From here]

"Hey, everyone should want to see me naked. I look great."

Momoko decided that having to leave a message for Jono after the one he'd left for her was NOT going to make her feel better, so she decided to call Karla to see if she knew anything...

"Hey. Jono just called me that he had lost some limbs?!? Do you know anything about this? Please tell me he's just a snake again or something!"

April Fool Phone

"The Angels have the Phonebox."

Yes, Kenzi had figured out part of what was going on now.

"Call me!"

[From here]

Finally. A message that he understood, even if he didn't understand why Sparkle was sending it. "A'ight, a'ight, hold on. First off, you really think the Mister's gonna let the angels take the time box? You out ya damn mind. But, hell, even if he did, the DeLorean ain't the only time-traveling device in play. Ignore the DeLorean. Go back to the original classic and get the original time machine."

Edited at 2015-04-02 02:44 am (UTC)

To here

[[From here!]]

"Angels? I'm not the one you want to ask questions like that, good god. I've got all sorts of ideas for what I could do with a box like that, though."

There was a long pause.

"See if you ever find out."

Staying at the library. Got chased by rampaging techno-zombies that can RUN. Screw that, man. I am not even playing with that nonsense. Staying to research, be home when things are less likely to murder me.

Thanks. Stay safe & keep checking in. Karla & I holding down the diner. Stay overnight if you need to. Night might just end up being weirder.

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[OOC: From here!]

"I'll bring it over, but I'm gonna ask: why do you need this much liver? It tastes like poodoo."

[that goes right here!]

[oh god why]

"Ain't nothin' wrong with wanting a little obscenity, bruv. Don't worry that your refractory time ain't up to snuff. I'm sure you can make up for that in other ways."


[goes to here!]

Crazy Phones!

[OOC: From here]

Didi suspected something was wrong when she got the message, but she went with it anyhow:

"I'm not usually into violence, but hey, if somebody really needs a good nads-kicking and it makes you that happy, go for it. You have my blessing."

Re: Crazy Phones!

[to here!]

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